Frats

Well.... My friend E and I joined this club at the beginning of the school year and to make it simple... it functions like a sorority but is NOT a sorority... and therefore, we have social exchanges with the Frat houses... The first one that I went to had a Tacos and Tequila night and E and I were so excited that we decided to skip on dinner in order to indulge in the tacos and tequila which costs us only $10 for an unlimited amount of either one of the two..

Big mistake..

E almost passed out after having 3 tequila shots before the 3 puny tacos she had and then proceeded to have more tequila... the boys who surrounded us demanded that they would de-virginize us if we were still virgins (a secret I will never tell...) and one of them even flashed his nether regions at me... not impressed... However, was too shocked to come up with a bitingly sarcastic response to his flashing and could only kick myself mentally in the ass 10 minutes later when my brain unfroze from the shock and a million retorts flash flooded my mind.. "Is that all??" "Where is it?" "That's it??!!" "Omg!! How cute!! Look at how small it is.." The last comment would be accompanied with a little nudge at E... Seriously... did he think I'd run up to him and demand that he deflower me on the spot (again... IF I was a virgin...) like in a sordid twisted romance novel?

Oh well.... my first encounter with the Frat species in their natural habitat, imbibing on their favourite substance "alcohol", was indeed very enlightening and amusing... can't wait for the next one :P